Look, I'll be straight with you. I'm drowning in the day-to-day and need someone brilliant to help me get my head above water.

I run a private investment company, and while we're doing well, I'm spending too much time on admin and not enough time on what actually grows the business. I need an EA who gets that their real job is to give me my time back.

What this actually looks like:

You'll take over my entire administrative world - calendar, emails, the lot

You'll wrangle our accounting and legal teams so I don't have to

You'll build the systems we should have had two years ago

You'll handle confidential stuff that I can't talk about in a job ad

You'll probably tell me I'm doing things wrong (and you'll be right)

You're who I'm looking for if:

You've saved a previous executive from themselves

You fix things without being asked because waiting for permission is painful

You're slightly obsessed with making things efficient

You can handle "figure it out as we go" without breaking a sweat

What's in it for you:

$100-140k + bonuses when you make my life significantly better

Work from wherever (I'm in Brisbane, you don't have to be)

Real autonomy - I'll tell you the problem, you tell me it's handled

90 days to figure out if we work well together

If this sounds like you, send your resume and tell me about a time you took something chaotic and made it brilliant.