We’re on the hunt for a spreadsheet-wielding superhero who can juggle payroll, accounts, and the occasional existential crisis. If you enjoy reconciling numbers that don’t want to be reconciled, explaining tax codes to people who think “PAYG” is a yoga pose, and dealing with subcontractors who believe paperwork is optional—this is your calling.

Key Responsibilities:

Magically make money appear in everyone’s bank account every fortnight

Decode receipts that look like they’ve been through a cement mixer

Politely chase people for timesheets like a financial bounty hunter

Smile through the pain of EOFY while pretending you love it

Translate “I bought lunch for a client” into “No, you can’t claim your sushi”

Keep the books balanced while the budget does cartwheels

Deal with subcontractors who think invoices are written in crayon

Explain to concretors (again) that “cash job” isn’t a valid payment method

Field calls from tradies who think “ABN” stands for “A Bit Nifty”

🧠 Required Skills:

Ability to use Excel without crying (bonus points if you enjoy pivot tables)

Fluent in passive-aggressive email language: “Just following up again…”

Can explain payroll to non-finance staff using interpretive dance if necessary

Knows the difference between a deduction and a cry for help

Has a sixth sense for spotting dodgy reimbursements and suspicious stationery purchases

Thick skin for when a subcontractor insists their invoice is “definitely sent” (spoiler: it wasn’t)

Perks of the Job:

Unlimited access to spreadsheets and existential dread

Occasional praise when someone gets paid correctly

The thrill of knowing you control everyone’s happiness every payday

Free coffee

Daily entertainment courtesy of subcontractor logic