(Hint hint… there is a little Easter egg at the end to help you stand out…)

The People:

We have Tech Heads, Mountain Bikers, Students, Road Bikers, Festival Aficionados, Golfers, Skiers / Boarders, Runners, DJs, Video Game heroes, Netflix Bingers, and every other variety of people. We have Family people, Single people, Happy people.

What we do:

This part we treat with the seriousness it deserves, our sales team provides tailored solutions to people from all walks of life with a “customer first” mindset.

It’s our trained skill to efficiently and effectively understand how we can both assist and add value to each customers specific circumstance, paying mind to the entire lifestyle or household.

Our Hiring Process:

You find or get sent this job ad.

You read the ad.

It piques your interest and/or makes you want to disprove our claims.

You tell us you are interested in a small cover letter introducing yourself (apply, email, shout, call, walk in).

We send you a link to meet with our lovely Boss, John. Whenever suits you!

You come meet the team and verify all the truths (and more) written here.

You tell everyone how amazing your life has become.

Your friends come on over and you earn a sweet referral bonus - for each one!

Advice:

Come in and check it out. Rewarding work is often challenging, but sometimes the grass is actually greener.

You will find a challenge, rewards and a friend or two here and like we said bring your friends too.

Don't Dress Up! Send us a short note “Hi, my name is-“ email with your resume! Don't stress! Just come say hi!

Worst-case scenario :

You find out all the things we say are true (which you will) and you are a perfect fit and then you don't take our offer. Don't be scared of change. Don't worry about your current employer, sometimes you have to move on and we encourage it too. We have amazing pathways to onward and upward.

One more thing:

This may seem pretty positive, but I can’t really apologise for being proud of this team which we have built.

P.S. - Share this! Don't be afraid of friends or co-workers stealing this job. If you are amazing and smart we will find a place for you.

Very obvious post-April Easter egg = simply put “I’m a people person” at the top of your cover letter